i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
- mom: can you do me a favor?
- me: will you pay me?
- mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
- me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
the “title” for my whiny ass web comic
give me a letter and i’ll tell you my 5 favourite songs starting with that letter
Lemony Snicket’s Dedications to Beatrice in The Series of Unfortunate Events books 1-4 and 9-13
What the actual fuck
These people exist.
What the fuck
just… just fuck off america
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.